Friday, May 29, 2009

gw

Oh yes, I forgot to mention one thing.
There's ghost whisperer tonight.
And I'm going to try and be nice, even when I'm irritated. To people who sms me or msn me.
I will not tahan your annoying stupidity and irksomeness. I will get angry when I want to, I won't compromise with you anymore. Or at least I'll try. I deserve a right to get angry ok, I mean you do too, at the most stupid and annoyingly small things, you don't see the big picture. Thou was right, but I was righter. Do you frankly think that you can get angry at me and I can't at you? We live in a free world ok, and you are the most donkey-headed person that I have EVER EVER met. Urgh.
I will try to eat less
I will try to count to 500 before I lose my temper
I will try to slave my ass off as much as I can to earn my keep.
will fight for what's mine, and I will not hesitate to let you know how I feel.
I will try to floss everyday.
I WILL read funny stuff.
I will pay off my library fines.
I will try to be on my best behaviour.
I will finish my holiday homework on time.
oh yes, before I forget, thank you weida for helping me to cook the noodle yeaterday. It helped ALOT.
I will try to wake up early everyday to go jogging.
I will fight for my money.
I will not think twice before I belt out the truth about what I want.
I will sit on the ledge as and when I want to try to reach out to you.

ehmahgod.

Thanks a lot people who came to my house yesterday.
I just got a humongous scolding from... hmm, everybody. Thanks ah. ;)
Anyway, yesterday's choir concert was fine, Beatty was good! :D Bishan park was very... BRALESS.
So yeah, the bunch of us ran all the way to VCH, thanks to somebody called: __________(fill it up yourself) , thankfully, we reached there in time, at least we only missed one performance. :)

TODAY'S THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!!!!!! and what better way to celebrate the coming of summer by going to the beach???? Hahah so valencia, chantel and I went to the beach after school@ ecp. Thank you chantel's dad, for treating us to coffee bean&macs&the-kiddy-thinghy-which-has-an-age-limit-of-10, which we are obviously too old for.
The lady behind the counter was like looking at us incredously. XD
So yup, then chantel's dad sent valencia and I to tpy mrt station(Thank you!!) so yup, went home. The atmosphere was like ûber tense, it was like waiting for a bomb to finally explode and blow us all into tiny little pieces. I was wondering what mum was gonna say about my math ( i got D7 by the way, if you people are curious), showered, still nothing.
Then when I was changing halfway, the bombshell dropped.
But the impact wasn't that great, thankfully. *sigh of relief*
And you know what? MR GANESH IS SUCH A FREAKING LIAR. BIG FAT (OK ACTUALLY SKINNY,) BALD LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He actually said that I talk a lot in class. Do I????? My gosh, mu mum was like"he said that you talk a lot to grace" i was like what!?!? Grace sits pretty far away from me! Gosh. Feel like ripping all the hair that's left on his head off. And shave off his bloody moustache.
EURGH. and he said that he's gonna sepearte the lovesick club members. Shit you ganesh.
ARGEURGHPLEAUGHERGHERGHERGH
i feel really huffy now.

But on the bright side, mum's going to be out of the country tomorrow, so HALLELUJAH.
Gonna follow dad to some rich guy's house, who has a toiletbowl that costs $10000. Ridiculous. Imma gonna try it out.



Ohyoubloodylittlecopycat,ihaveanicknameandyougocopyit.It’sristaandyouchangeittoyourewwwwname.You’readisgustinglilslut.





Wednesday, May 27, 2009

above there's so much more I'm depending on.

Shalalalalala. Guess what? Two family members are down, two more left to go.
Yup, dearest daddy has got the flu/fever/??? from sis. Gosh, he looks so ashen-faced now. But he always looks like that whenever he's sick, as if he's headed for the stranger in the sky. So over-reacting. As usual. Anyway, so now mopey mum and I are the only survivors left standing; I'm waiting to see who gets hit next.
I think that I might actually start taking the voluptuous vitamins. (as if. they don't even make me feel high or whatsoever. If they were actually, voluptuous, I think that I'd spurt water out from my nose before even swallowing them. Then again, since when do vitamins look sexy and all? Do they wear dresses and stockings and promiscuous stuff? SHUTUP BRAIN.)
Anyway, hmm, today was math trail, it was awesome(our group got first! ) But I didn't really do anything, considering the fact that I: suck at math, so i shouldn't get in the way, :I couldn't even understand the questions, : and I should let the brainy people do it. I felt so inferior. But then again, I don't care. It's just math. You can't make me♥ ♥♥ it. Like how you can make me love bat droppings. It's just heriditary.
So ok, I think that I should really really shut up now, cos I need the willpower to stop my brain from thinking out of point and into the world/realm of nonsense.


Dearest daddy+mopey mum+sissy sissie= Mournful me.

Get out of thy comfort zone and venture into thou's heart. Not bad a phrase.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

148

I have just about turned into a maid.
I'm cleaning, I'm washing, I'm in charge of homework( well ones that were not taken), cooking, brewing and eurgh,missing my precious lunch. Interested to know why I have been sucked into this world of slavery?? Well, I'll tell you why.
Sissie has a fever. . .
And I'm left in charge of her. Wonderful, isn't it?
Pretty high a fever too; the general office thought that she had swine flu or something. ;D
You have got to be jooooking. Anyway, hmm... I just picked up her homework from school,made her drink ling yang, changed her fever spongey thinghy 3/4 times ( i think i might have to change it again) , washed all the germified utensils and cups, cleaned the table, made sure that she had a plastic bag and forgoed my lunch. To do all these. Oh, and to keep a darned* eye on her. *darned because i think my eye is at the stage of premature swelling.
So yup. Instead of having a delectable, gluttonous lunch, I simply had pumpkin seed bread with feta cheese and olives marinated with lémon and garlic. Simple but deeeeelicious. Yum. But I still feel ravaneous! Oh well.



I look into the mirror, and guess what do I see? A sunburned face staring straight back at me. Yup, today was inter-class competitions, and e2 clinched a silver/2nd place at captain's ball, and both brain and meichen got 3rd/?? in badminton. Congrats!
Sad to say, there was like a super cheater team. No names/classes shall be mentioned. So yeah, nearly puked from the 5000 cups of milo I drank.

it's time to change the spongey thinghy! See ya sweetie pies.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

stapler stapler stapler bullet.

*Yawn*
Ah.... Finally I have woken up from my (Eternal) slumber! As soon as I reached home, I flopped down onto my bed and slept.... It all began like this..
Ok, so Valencia and I went to Chantelé's house for s sleeeeeepover. Well, technically, we didn't REALLY sleep. Just a mere 3 hours.
We had great big obese fun, like really obese. =Eating popcorn,pizza,ice-cream and chips real late. I need to burn it all off. Get me a lighter someone.
Anyway, so yeah we talked and bitched about stuff ( catchphrase: what are sleepovers for? BITCHING! abt stuff. )
Learnt a veryveryveryvery interesting fact about chantel and I. :D but we're cool about it.
Watched twilight(didn't really enjoy it, we're all twilight critics) and bride wars. well part of it
So yeah. It was great awesome fantastic fun. Then today, went to school and waited for both valencia and chantel for 1hr and 54 mins. I had a really good sleep. Then we went to watch night at the museum 2. Great show. With a horrendous little pumpkin girl sitting next to chantel. EEEERK. she was so irritating! My gosh. We should have grabed her y her hair and swung her out of the window.That'd be nice.
So yeah overall, WE MUST DO IT AGAIN.

To valencia: COO!


Friday, May 22, 2009

ppppppppppooooooooooppppppp.

HEHHEHELOOOOOO FELLOW EARTHLINGS!
We`(a.k.a valencia and I) are at Chantelly's house. It's bloody awesome. We just finished practicing Alice's pitch from Twilight the movie. Hahahaha learnt it from Nigahagia.
Anyway, where's our popcorn?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!And Mall cop.
Valencia's trying very very very very very hard to operate my INTELLECTUAL phone.
So, it proves that she's ___________________________. (fill it in)
I want popcornpopcornpopcornpopcornpopcorn.
Nvm. I want to talk rubbish now.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

eek

ehmagosh.
My aunt is now mixing proteins with water and putting a pH test paper in it.
Please don't tell me that she's actually gonna make my dad drink it.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEURGH.
It looks like starch. JUST like somebody's *ahem ahem* which is starchy. Btw Chantel, I ate the jelly like tadpoles today. :)
"the product is really wonderful"
Imagaine. An old woman (ok maybe not that old) convincing people with all the energy that she has left.
Okokok. She's testing a new product now. Some vitamin thing. Let's just wait and see.
Oh. She even has placards. Woooooooooow. Laminated too.
She's making all of us sniff iodine now. What are we?? Iodine sniffers???
Ohohohhoh. The iodine is for mixing it with some liquid so that it all turns black. That's supposed to be the dirt in our body. So spiritual. So if you mix the vitamin with the iodine, everything will turn pure white. WOW.
Now she's badmouthing GNC. (ssssssssssssssssh. Mums the word)
Something about a emulsifier now. From what I infer.With my super scientific knowledge.
My gosh,she's dirtying our table with all her mumbo jumbo medicine.
argh!! that means extra chores.
Never mind, i give up.
All the best to you in your nutrients. I hope that nobody dies while taking everything at once.

oooookahya

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooook.
My aunt is at my home now, trying to promote her Amway nutrient products to us.
But its all for free. The stuff I mean. What on earth is she trying to do????
Ok she's saying that her company supports Liu Xiang (the fastest man in the world??) with all their nutrietnt products.
HAHAHAH. Her pouch contains spoons, medicines and weird solutions suspended in bottles.
Oo-er. Just like a mad scientist. Haha.
Really weird.
Alright, now a thought.
"I wonder if there's only one thing that you can do"

dandy

Random stuff from today and the days before today.
: We reburied the time capsule today, and all the dandelions are no more. :(
: I just remembered that I had a mathematics assessment book under my table during math paper 2.
: But I didn't cheat. :0
: I just had a very horrifying thought, which is sad. I'm not gonna share it with any of you. :P
: It's sleepover tomorrow and Chantelly's house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please pray that her parents say yes, and that guides will be canceled on Saturday.


:) :D :( :P :/ :} :] :X :\ :| :B :* smile for the world to see

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

munchkins.

Greetings, creatures from earth and mars and whichever planet you want. I am now blogging/posting from my bedroom, where everything feels like heaven, for once. Except the part about my head and tooth and nerves. Ugh.
Ok, so I came back from a dental appointment, and dear God, why did they have to friggin tighten the thinghy so tight!!!!!!!!!!!
This post is dedicated to my teeth and braces and stupid stuff. Bear with it ok?
So yeah. My head hurts like crazy now, I feel like chopping off my head(from the neck) I want to crack my neck, but my headgear is on. The teeth on my lower jaw hurt when its supposed to be the upper one.
Ok, I take back that one. BOTH HURT. It feels like my teeth are being rawly plucked out without anesthaetic!
Erlack. I think that there's seriously something wrong with my neck/the nerves there. I keep having to twist it/crack my neck to make the pressure go away. Poor Ashley. I pity her for sitting behind me, having to watch me to do the cracking motion again and again and again. So sorry : (
Anyway, if I don't chop off my head now within 5 minutes, I am destined to be a rabbit for my entire life. Starting from tomorrow.
Ok. Stupid stuff from my brain.(wrecked up)
1) I own Darth Vadar boxers and I wear them to school every morning.
2) I use cow's fart (methane) to perfumise myself every day.
3) I am going to grow dandelions on my head tomorrow.
4) I fly to and fro from Uranus all the time. Just watch me.
5) I use Bun's poo as lipstick.
6) I once watched Britney Spears gat raped by Luke Skywalker.
7) I think that captain Kirk from Startrek is hot.
8) I once made pooh bear suck my toe until it tasted like honey to him.
9) I once threatened Tony Blair to bomb up the whole of Europe if he didn't do my laundry now. (what has tony got to do with europe?? it's england)
10) I just slapped myself with the rubber strap part of the headgear.

you know that its all fake. Except for #3,#7,#10. Why #3? Go ask Valencia.

Monday, May 18, 2009

1995, we were born. ??? we will die.

Hello my lovely chummy wummies!
The bloody-should-be-banned-and-forsaken-and-torn-up-and-flushed-away exams are finally over! *dumdumdumdeedum!* sing the hallelujah song people!
Pfffft. I only felt that sense of happiness after the idea of T3-ing was brought up. Lovely idea Grace :)
So yeah, swung/pole-danced/trotted/crawled/

Mrt-EDover to T3 and yeah, played around as usual, had FRESH BULGOGGI again for lunch. Huh. The service still sucks, with that weird waiter with facial hair and fugly manners, coming to check on us all the time. :P waiter has got facial hair, facial hair. Waiter has got facial hair, which should be burnt off. Anyway, then we trollied around, and this time, we still got caught. Even though we were precaucious. Turns out that those people wearing green are called "trolley service'' people, and not cleaners. What a greeeeeeeeeat discovery. Anyway, we then :bought jellybeans(buttered popcorn), played airport catching (?!?!?!) -p.s grace and valencia are really''good'' hiders, but its just because chantel and I stayed on one level, so yeah, they found us''easily''. :P

Then before the airport catching, we apparently sat on the 4th floor, playing with each other's hair, in the middle of the road. Like MONKEYS. Sheesh. ;P

So yeah, then talked alot in FRESH BULGOGGI, it was very.... meaningful? AND MEICHEN, KAIXIN, GRACE AND VALENCIA, YOU GUYS STILL NEED TO TELL ME ABOUT THE THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yup. Then ran all the way to T2 again to meet mum.And I got scolded for running there. wth-.-
Uhhuh, then I found out that my drum teacher's mum is addicted to some kinda RPG game; she won't cook, she won't eat, she won't talk about anything else but the game and she doesn't know what's going on around her. And my teacher had a girlfriend before. Ew. Who would want a lizard lookalike with a hippie/beatles hairstyle.
Oh! Speaking about lessons, how was your guitar lesson today valencia??????? And yes, I will try my best to save up A.S.A.P . You must wait for me!

Quote of THE YEAR : you want to be involved in everything, but you won't involve us in anything. (hahahah by me.)
p.s my driving skills have something against chantel. I might possibly give up driving altogether. :( but it was an accident. SORRY TO MY LOVER AGAIN!




Sunday, May 17, 2009

ppppppppppope

I think that I'm in a lot of trouble.
I've screwed up uncountable stuff already.
I am going to have an early night. To escape whatever punishment may come.
Sleeping takes me away from everything. Including you, Viola.
Thank God for sleep.




dear Lord,
I trust you in the entire matter of viola.
I will try not to do anything until you tell me to.
I will ren!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you, Arista.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

hbbb

Its'bun's b'dae today!















Bun's present














Him waiting eagerly for his presents



















Enjoying it obviously.














Submission to a slipper.














His beautiful fluffy furry face














Bun's presents



















Cleaning up and wearing his birthday suit.































2x .


Phew! It's been long since I had such fun. Meaning the T3 trip (ok the whole airport) with valencia and chantel :)

Valencia was like so moody in the morn', I thought I did something wrong again, until when she asked me if I wanted to go T3, man, her whole face literally brightened up when I said ok! Wow. The power of agreement. Anyway, then sat through Lit exam, it was horrible. My hand really felt like it was falling off. But it wasn't as bad as Geography thankfully. So yeah, then went to look for sarah, but she had other plans, so valencia and I were like looking for people..... When we saw chantel. She said yesssss! Awesome, so off we went.
We zoomed around in trolleys like maniacs and we bought candy, (we stole 2 jellybeans :P) And we ate KOREAN FOOD. Somewhere called "fresh bulgoggi". Right. What a mouthful. Anyway, it was really filling, so we had the power to drive our ''nascar racecars'' (its tiring i tell ya) and yup. It was AWESOME. With a capital A. Right up till the part some crazy old guy appeared.
We were at T1, (by the way speaking of t1, sososososososososo sorry to Chantel for rolling over her foot/burning it/injuring it with the trolley. Sorry my lover!!!) ok back to the story. We accidentally knocked over some dustbin, yeah people stared and stuff, but it was over in a few seconds. Then, this old man who looked like he had a dead fish's eye for eyes suddenly appeared out of nowhere and statred swearing like it was nobody's business. Then he said something like we couldn't put our bags on the trolley, couldn't sit there.... THANK GOODNESS I WAS ON THE PHONE, or else I would have socked him right there and then. Then, ok here's the $#&*)%% irritating part. He shoved(threw) our bags at us and then wheeled the trolley away. Not before throwing our chocolate wrapper on the floor over his head.And swinging the darn trolley and injuring chantel and I. Arsinator. *we interrupt this post for some cussing*

Fine, then we were like debating whether to lodge a complain, but we obviously decided against it. See, T1 is so damn low class. Low class environment, low class workers, low class dustbins which topple over so easily. :X
Went back to t2 and t3 to piss off in a better environment. Ugh. Continued eating our cadbury crunchie (i want more.) then trotted and raced around. Then chantel and valencia went home, I had to muck around the airport waiting for mum to finish work and dad and sis to come. Waited in the bookshop for idk how long, went to the toilet to sit in the cubicle and hear cleaner gossips, waited at the bookshop again, read mags, read books,.......... AND DAD AND SIS WERE ACTUALLY OUTSIDE THE BOOKSHOP THE WHOLE TIME. They were just a few metres away, and they didn't even bother to move their arses to find me. And dad even CALLED to ask about my whereabouts. -.-
Then ate with dinner with my cousin and his family, and I promise you, my cousin is definitely becoming increasingly irritating. He's 18 now, and he's finally started to grow up. He is interested in girls and his looks now. Wow. But that's no the worst part, :he's become a liar too. He said that he had 3000 friends on facebook(rolls eyes) and he said that the person who appeared on newspaper for having 2000 friends couldn't beat him. Cheyah.When I went to check today, he only had 199 friends. Loser much or what.

So basically, the whole dinner, I just sat squahed up in a corner, hearing everyone brag about themselves, talk about studies, while I was silently eating my sushi, sweating in my uniform. And when the dinner was finally over, I asked if we could go home,cos I felt really sweaty, and my mum said: Serves you right for going to the airport.. I was like ''what?!?'' and she continued talking to her sister. Sheesh. At least made it home in time for Ghost whisperer.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

lolita

The happy prince is making me incredibly sad.
The story is really sad. ;( *sniffles*
Whatevr.
Anyway, the environment in my house is incredibly horrid right now.
:My mum just about threatened not to cut fruits for us anymore when I just didn't wash the plate. HELLO! I am the one who ALWAYS washes it.Seriously, can't she be a little more appreciative? I can't stand the way she treats me. Like I'm a big bag of dirt. And my sis is not. What is it with mothers nowadays?!?!
:I hate it when my sis manipulates me whenever I am using the computer. She makes me check her stuff all the time when it is supposed to be my PERSONAL time. %#$^##%& And she's such a lazy arse, I just feel like slapping her darn %^$^#$%@$ face sometimes.
%&#&*#&#^#^%#^#$@@$@#^$%&^*^*%((*%$^&$#%@$#$.
Today was talking to Meichen on the road when I realised that I actually lie about many things to my mum. Stuff such as:where I am, what I'm doing, what have I done, what have I not done, how I fared for my tests, how I felt about my tests, how I felt about my exams, how I feel about this hellhole. Comparing myself with lets say....... kaixin and mc? I feel like a total arse to my mum.But you wanna know why? It's because she FORCES ME INTO THIS. Whenever I contemplate telling her about anything, the thought just zoooooooooooms out of my mind when she starts shouting. When I actually do tell her, I don't get encouragements or suitable advice. I get thrown back into the hole where I just about crawled out from when she throws hurtful words at me. Ture, they are supposed to be realistic, not some kind of fairytale where she gives you loooooovely advice and self-motivation, but sometimes, people do need tander loving care, and not harsh brutal words. ARGH.There was just about only once when she did that. ONCE. How pathetic. In my entire 14 years of life, only once. Hmm.
I cannot tell her my hopes and dreams, I get trampled upon and laughed at. Disregarded. When I tell her my wants, she tells me to focus on my needs. Like the fact that I'm saving up for an i-touch? Well, if I were to ever tell her that, she'd laugh her head off, or scold me for wasting money. Hello! I sacrifice all of my recesses for lunch packs and unfilling food. Whenever my stomach growls in class, I have to think of the next cheapest thing for lunch. Which is....... instant noodles? Or canteen food. -.- . The other time when I actually told you about the itouch, you scoffed at me. And told me to stop wasting my money and time. You don't give me anything anymore except hurt.
Why the f do you have to keep shouting at me??? Why can't you just f-ing tell me in a nice way? Will it cost you extraaaaaaaaa energy?
TELL ME, TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND YOU. stop being such a hypocrite, being so nIce to me when she's not around, and when she comes, you'll be all nasty and on her side. Just fking step aside and let me pass through.
AND YOU.
Stop trying to be so materialistic and all american-gal. You don't help us by leting the world look at us in your order. It's just a LIST for christ's sake. Sometimes, I wish that you would just leave. Go on. Don't stick your stupid fat ass around if you can't. This pressurises us to be on the L.

GO AWAY WON'T ALL OF YOU JUST GO AWAY FOR A MINUTE?!?!?!

Monday, May 11, 2009

2.00am i fall asleep.

I think that I'm seriously going to fail my math. Really, I have a very very very very very strong intuition.Discussed with mum today what would happen if I failed and the results were horrifying. I am going to get tuition(even if I pass), and yup, the rest of my sec 2 life will be preeeetty much dedicated to math. Pfffffffffffffffft. So yup. Anybody has any reccomendations for tutors?

If i fail, don't you (All) dare to look at me with those judging eyes.
Don't try to act sorry for me when you're not, don't feel sorry for me when you pass with flying colors, I'd rather you smile and I'd be happy for you. :)
Fong, don't ask me what's wrong with me. I don't know either. Do you seriously think that I plan for my failure? Stupid helmet head lady.

When I fail, I don't want any noises. I don't want anybody to feel disappointed in me or whatsoever. Don't tell me that you'd think that I pass. I am pre-prepared. I tried my best, gave all that I could, stressed it out. I deserve more than just words that I've heard a million other times don't you think?

And YOU. I really really need you right now, so don't forsake me.

Saturday, May 9, 2009

ass

do you think that i actually plan for such stuff to happen?
Do you all even understand ?
I hatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehateyou people.
piss off.

3 people,3 messages. They're all after the same thing.




Hey ho a merry ho,

Greetings from
my house.
It is 5:11 now and I am going to blog about yesterday.
IT WAS DADDY'S BIRTHDAY!
uh-huh, and we went
to the line @ shangri-la to celebrate. Again. But it was oyster night then, so yup. The oysters sure made it more bearable. -they were sooooooo big and juicy!!!!!
So anyway
, went there and we ate, saw some people who were from beatty and candies.
Then some chefs, e.g cocky french ones, fat german
ones and nice ol'Chinese ones came over to wish dad a happy b'day and talk about business.As usual.Not trying to be racist here, but the angmohs think that they're so big and all, but THEY'RE NOT. Arseholes.
So yeah, now the line serve better stuff, like chicken with ratouille(!), ravioli with mushroom sauce, and sautéed kenya beans.-aby says it really looks like those kenya-ians, all skinny and stuff. :P
Then there was this female chinese chef who loaded our table with sushi, tissue prata dna a
cake?!?! Huh. But it was real nice and chocolately though.
Stuffed ourselves with chocolate marshmallows (they removed the strawberries! ): )
Then slobbered all over cheese -my gosh it was gooo
oood. -Only applicable to some.
So yup. The night was fun and full. Went home to watch ghost whisperer. It was stupid.













oolala oysters.













A slice of lamb and ratouille chicken and ravioli and kenya beans. Mmm!

















Orange juice. Ridiculously expensive.



















Unglam shot of mumma. :P













Me eating sashimi













The cocky french chef's present for dad. Shhhhhiokalates.












Sis and me :)













I'm sorry valencia, i tried to abstain from alcohol, but it was a SPECIAL occasion! so yeah. At least I stayed sober!



















The wine. pretty good.



















Satay eater.



















Another unglam shot of mum. Nearly got smacked for this.



















Da-deh.













Candid sexy shot.













Marshmallows oooooooooozing with chocolate.













The starting of application of "lipstick"



















chocy covered lips.



















Geisha lips?!













We're both definitely have weirdly applied "lipstick".



















Miny me.













See what i mean by fat?













Ok maybe this is a better illustration. He's literally bursting at the seams!!













sushi.



















dad. he looks like a komodo dragon here.














The end.