Parquish

eek

ehmagosh.
My aunt is now mixing proteins with water and putting a pH test paper in it.
Please don't tell me that she's actually gonna make my dad drink it.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEURGH.
It looks like starch. JUST like somebody's *ahem ahem* which is starchy. Btw Chantel, I ate the jelly like tadpoles today. :)
"the product is really wonderful"
Imagaine. An old woman (ok maybe not that old) convincing people with all the energy that she has left.
Okokok. She's testing a new product now. Some vitamin thing. Let's just wait and see.
Oh. She even has placards. Woooooooooow. Laminated too.
She's making all of us sniff iodine now. What are we?? Iodine sniffers???
Ohohohhoh. The iodine is for mixing it with some liquid so that it all turns black. That's supposed to be the dirt in our body. So spiritual. So if you mix the vitamin with the iodine, everything will turn pure white. WOW.
Now she's badmouthing GNC. (ssssssssssssssssh. Mums the word)
Something about a emulsifier now. From what I infer.With my super scientific knowledge.
My gosh,she's dirtying our table with all her mumbo jumbo medicine.
argh!! that means extra chores.
Never mind, i give up.
All the best to you in your nutrients. I hope that nobody dies while taking everything at once.

posted by parquish @ 8:40 PM