munchkins.
Greetings, creatures from earth and mars and whichever planet you want. I am now blogging/posting from my bedroom, where everything feels like heaven, for once. Except the part about my head and tooth and nerves. Ugh.Ok, so I came back from a dental appointment, and dear God, why did they have to friggin tighten the thinghy so tight!!!!!!!!!!!
This post is dedicated to my teeth and braces and stupid stuff. Bear with it ok?
So yeah. My head hurts like crazy now, I feel like chopping off my head(from the neck) I want to crack my neck, but my headgear is on. The teeth on my lower jaw hurt when its supposed to be the upper one.
Ok, I take back that one. BOTH HURT. It feels like my teeth are being rawly plucked out without anesthaetic!
Erlack. I think that there's seriously something wrong with my neck/the nerves there. I keep having to twist it/crack my neck to make the pressure go away. Poor Ashley. I pity her for sitting behind me, having to watch me to do the cracking motion again and again and again. So sorry : (
Anyway, if I don't chop off my head now within 5 minutes, I am destined to be a rabbit for my entire life. Starting from tomorrow.
Ok. Stupid stuff from my brain.(wrecked up)
1) I own Darth Vadar boxers and I wear them to school every morning.
2) I use cow's fart (methane) to perfumise myself every day.
3) I am going to grow dandelions on my head tomorrow.
4) I fly to and fro from Uranus all the time. Just watch me.
5) I use Bun's poo as lipstick.
6) I once watched Britney Spears gat raped by Luke Skywalker.
7) I think that captain Kirk from Startrek is hot.
8) I once made pooh bear suck my toe until it tasted like honey to him.
9) I once threatened Tony Blair to bomb up the whole of Europe if he didn't do my laundry now. (what has tony got to do with europe?? it's england)
10) I just slapped myself with the rubber strap part of the headgear.
you know that its all fake. Except for #3,#7,#10. Why #3? Go ask Valencia.
posted by parquish @ 8:55 PM
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