Thursday, March 27, 2008

Jacky Pacasia

IT is the 27th of March, Thursday, which means that it is officially the second day of the e-learning. WOW. I've apparently wasted many many many pieces of paper and many many many (grams??!) of ink. Fantastic. I am currently at my dad's physco office which is filled with physco people (no joke) and there's this particular man called Jacky (whom was actually a brilliant mathematician but apparently went mad calculating sums -that's why i don't ♥ math.. and has landed his way into Pacasia, my dad's office) Oh, as I was saying, I am getting pissed by this particular man called Jacky (no Chan) who is squeaking away on his (filthy) chair like there's no tomorrow. F.Y.I there is another tomorrow. Anyway, he keeps glancing his way in my direction as if he needs to use the (windows vista!!) computer. But I am going to be ruthless. No way I'm actually giving the computer up after your whole squeaky-issue thing. ROFL. Anyway, went out yesterday with Gracey, Joy and Mei Chen and we had a ball of a time. Got some screwdrivers together and wasted our day at the library.. Haha, doing homework... Oh! I AM HUNGRY. But before that, let me tell you some Pacasia tales. Pacasia is a company who sculpts plastic (like what we do in D&T, except much more complex) and they have apparently (conquered??) some "big hotels" like Shang-ri-la bla bla bla.. that's what my dad boasts about.. Whatever. Anyway, there used to be this worker called Uncle Paul whose neck was bent sideways (i dunno why) and if he goes for surgery and puts his neck another way, he dies. So one day, just 2 days before his 80 something b'dae, he apparently fell and his neck went the other way. So you can guess what happened. HE DIED . Well, so Jacky finally had a place to sit on (instead of the floor). THE END. one more thing: there's mot one normal person (if u exclude Alwin, the computer pro ) as my dad hires ex drug-traffickers, loonies and jail birds. Bye !


 REASONS TO BE HAPPPYY today !!

"Happiness is a familiar movie I can watch time and time again"-my world

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Saturday, March 22, 2008

Just fcuk it.

*Cough, Cough*
*Gulps own a jug of water*
*Pukes out every single drip of it*
*Gulps some more down again.*

Hi!
I am glad to announce that I am officially sick.
Great, considering the fact that I want a STARBUCKS and my mum is glad to give me one!!.
Darn it.
Well, if you're thinking of what sickness I have got, just refer to the ones above or check yourself. (the third one is a fraud.)
I have got: flu
:sore throat
:a stupid desire that's ordering me to sleep when I've got a 100 questions from my pancake/flour-faced tuition monster.

I have just finished shopping for Grace's b'dae present and I am glad to say that it really sucks. Dude, its so small. (even though it has a price of a mammoth.) Bla bla bla.....

Just finished changing Bun Bun's cage with my sis and oh wow.. he peed all over the concrete floor. Nice going, bunny. Also went to Takashimaya to get some stuff and bought a file with a cute little floppy-eared rabbit !!!!!!!!!!! OMG. I want Bun Bun's gf to be so cute!!!!!!! ok ok. what's most important i s ::::: :: :

I have got........ Cinderella 3!!!!!

i am so happy.. it is so nice.....
kk, gtg. sis wanna use.. (as usual)




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Monday, March 17, 2008

GOLdfish.~

Lalalala~ I really don't care about ANYTHING right now, cos' Clarissa just totally emo-ed on me at volleyball. I really don't know what is wrong with her. Just because I'm talking to other people doesn't make me their "best friends." I mean like, helloooo.. Why can't I talk? God gave me a mouth for SOMETHING. But, no matter what's wrong with her, there's always something right. Like she can be really nice, and that she's our very own WEATHER FORECAST(er)!!! Every time she gets emo, it'll either start to rain or it will look like its going to rain. When she stops being emo, the sun will shine like mad and there'll be nice and fluffy clouds~ :) Haha. So, in conclusion, I hate emo Clarissa. Every time I tell her to smile or foeget whatever she is upset about(like her stupid, should-be-forgotten past) she'll just shrug me off. And in a really rude way. I just felt like slapping her today. HERE'S A BIG SHOUT OUT TO CLARISSA: WE ALL LOVE YOU! (sometimes..) AND THAT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PAST! SO JUST PLEASE,PLEASE STOP BEING EMO!!!! (and please don't ask me about this tomorrow.) you wanna know what the funny thing is? Even Miss Tuan knows that Clarissa don't look good and she knew what we were talking about when we said that she was sad, emo.. Hahahaha :) So, forgetting about her, STOP. We had volleyball training today and Jerry asked us to do this set thinghy like you have to serve, dig and set. Wow. 0.o JOy was the first of us to get one! Woohoo!~ (larissa, dun get emo reading this) )(and dun ask me about this tomorrow. Again. I'm warning you) Then Zhi Ying ( i think) then mushroom (i think) ... I was one of the last few.. Haha :) So then bla bla bla bla bla. I shall stop here.

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Friday, March 14, 2008

i just want to see you, when you're all alone.

Volleyball camp just over!! Too tired to describe all of it.. So just brief description, ok? I packed too much stuff into my bag, i think.. So I had to lug it all the way to school super early cos' my sis had to be there by 7.15. Screw it. Then when the camp started, it was quite fun, actually, the games and all... The amazing race was super shocking!!! I mean like, we, the Rainbow Monkeys, actually thought that we would be first, cos we were actually leading. The put-us-behind part was when we had to make Juanne laugh. My Gosh, we were like stuck there for hours!!!!Juanne's so good at keeping her laughter. Man, I wish that I could do that. We just suck at being funny. Anyway, Salina's group made this "boob-dance" which was super hilarious!!! And of course, Juanne just laughed her head off. Wow, they are so smart. And so in the end we did this super lame thinghy (cannot be described.) and Juanne (pitied us???) and let us off if we could do it synchronised-ly. Phew... Then ran all the way to the Bubble Tea shop and drank sour-plum and lemon. Quite nice... Then went back and then saw ***. Clarissa saw him too, I guess. And then played the disgusting but fun food game and some person pushed me down and I got mushroom and peanut butter all over my butt. Thanks a loty. Then played water games. Really felt like a monkey squatting down and taking floor-water to rinse myself. Showered, had a (delicious??) dinner and then prepared for the toilet game. I was in the same cubicle as Jie-En/enjie and boob-woman .(salina) Didn't get to play it though... people had to bathe.. What a waste.. Then swapped slippers with Kelly and Joy and sat down for I dunno how long and waited for the seniors. Then the cake(s) came out. At first, I thought that it was inedible as it looked so fake with icing. Then people started eating and I tried some too. SO NICE!! ( I was hungry, so don't count on it) Then went for nightwalk and I lost my friggin precious hair-band/rubber band. Waaah!!!!!!! *sniff sniff*. I guess that I'll just have to get a new one. Ugh. Wwhat a total waste of money. -_-. But then Yan Yee (call me Sam) later came to my rescue! Thanks a lot!!! :) I would have died without you. HAHA. Anyway, I kept getting tickled by (???) and they kept touching my leg and I was like (er....) then it got seroiusly "itchy" and I tried to kick my "attackers" off . Then later on heard some seniors laughing like hell. ?? BLA BLA BLA. Then chiong to the toilet to brush teeth (did that for shower time too) and then slept beside Joy and Clarissa and slept with shroomy. Haha. Woke up at 2++ and felt like I had been sleeping for hours and when I checked the watch, I had only been sleeping for 2 hours! hahhahaha. Wwoke up again at 4:47 and felt that the morning was dragging... Woke up at 6 ++ and heard some NCC people shouting :123(4) .... So noisy.. (p.s : Grace was covering her head like she was... having a serious headache?? Haha, i dun know.. )thought that the toilet would be jam-packed, but No... Guess that Joey was right. We did wake up too early. Haha. Ate 3 slices of choco bread and got some of the U.G food from Mas Selamat. OMG! tHeir noodles were freakin nice!!!!! then went for volleyball practice with Atiqah a.k.a: Young lady. Lol. Then kept drinking water and my sweat...bla bla bla. skip skip skip all the way to ... lunch. My gosh, I got pig liver! And almost every box was with Bean sprouts. (That's why mummy always told me to eat bean sprouts. ) Finally, got a box with flabby chicken meat and some veggie and "si chuan cai" Good. Then took photos....


Rainbow Monkeys
GOT #2!! Monkeys rule! =)
oo oo ah ah. haha.

Ten silly people got first. Congrats!! Then went home. Got French de After dinner at the bbt shop. Then went home. TRalalalala. I missed Bun Bun so much!!!!!! I dun think that he recognises me anymore.. Unless I feed him.. I am a $$ grubber whilst Bun Bun is a Food grubber. GRUBBERS UNITED!! HAHA. oH NO. i am hungry. Again. well, shall stop here.! Goodbye and see you again. ---___----


REASONS TO BE HAPPPYY today !!
~One source of happiness is knowing we are in the right place
at the right time, to facilitate our own growth.






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Wednesday, March 12, 2008

and so the prince fell into despair, for how could one ever learn to love a beast? "beauty and the beast

Yo, my cuzzie is here...he's in jc 1 already and he's still so childish. Good. I like playing with him. My mummy is ranting at my sis cos she just took her bag. I like my cousin cept' for the fact that he is about as oily as a french fry. HahAHaha. Gotta go now. Need to get a cotton cake!!! =) my cousin rox at math. No wonder he can teach me. Bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!. ...

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and so the prince fell into despair, for how could one ever learn to love a beast? "beauty and the beast

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

im hungry...

Hey , you wanna know what, reader? I'm friggin starving here in my living room waiting for my nanny to bring up her fart rice+fart soup=fart edition inner. LOl. Anyway, I'll most probably watch another disney princess cartoon . It really helps with the digestion. (I've finished The little mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Sleeping Beauty.!) left with only cinderella, snow white (black), pocohantas .. I wanna own Aladdin! HaHa.. Bun Bun really likes Jasmine... (until he tore her out from his newspapers..) Anyway, didn't go to v Oh ! dinner's here! Cinderella or snow white? which one which one....... I think snow white! :) Anyway, as I WAS SAYING, i didn't go for volleyball on friday cos this Thai guy came (my dad's "bff"??!) and he stayed at out house and all that... He's really rich, so I followed him around everyday that he was here in hoping that he would get me something. And he did
! A nike shoe ( i intend to use it for volleyball) and a nike shoe bag,.... So miserable... Anyway, he always bought more stuff for everyone (call me a money grubber) but now he's most probabaly too ol and tired to walk around giving out $$ ... so sad... Anyway, on friday, me and my sis had to accompany him to the singapore flyer (which was so incredibly booooring..) with my ultimate evil , dyslexic,spestic authestic and not to mention gay cousin,,,, Johnny. I hate you . So much. Bwahahahahahaha =) Anyway, I hate him cos:: 1) He called chumpy bear (thai guy) a frog because of his shoes. My sis and I thought that they looked pretty cool.

2) He could not look anymore possibly demented.

3)He always looks like he has something up his filthy sleeve.

4) I hate his son.

5) His son sucks cos::

a) he has a short tounge.
b)he spits out spittle when he blabbers his life away.
c)He is such a smart alec.
d)he takes over his father. Yuck.

Anyway, my "cousin", Johnny,(i refuse to acknowledge him as part of the family) was like acting like a big shot when he's already going to be 40. Hello! Can he be more mature??? Anyway, he was eating franks and drinking down beer (smelt nice... couldn't drink it tho..) like a big fat pig!!! Except that he has a "hot " (or so as my other cousin calls it..) body. Too bad that he has an oversized head.. Poor baboon.. Anyway, I HATE talking about poor baboon so I shall stop about him here.

The Singapore flyer was nothing special.. In fact, it was spestic. It was just like going on a merry go round cept' that you're throwing away a dollar every minute and it was going friggin slow. The view, yes, was nothing special too. Yes, you heard me. NOTHING SPECIAL. So heed my advice (if u trust me) and don't get bought into the stupid plan of deceit !! DON'T RIDE ON THE MONEY GRUBBIN' FERRIS WHEEL!!!! (see who's a better $$ grubber btwn me and this machine???)

Then went to long beach and ate.. stupid.. I was so parched and when clarissa called me, I did not even have the slightest voice to talk to her.. Hung up.
the food was SO EXPENSIVE!!!!! a lobster soup thinghy for $$$98 and a dumb crab (which tastes like ..... for i dunno how much!!!! And it wasn't even nice. Oh wait, have I mentioned that already? Oh. I GUESS not. ANyway, i will post the pics later and to the next day....


I follwed Mr chumpy and his wife turnip to L.V !! to claim her GST... But omg, it was so smelly in there! The smell of death, the smell of hide and leather... But the things there were quite nice too... except for the price... Turnip, being a rich lady, just took a look at the bags that she liked and bought them down. In the blink of an eye and without the blink of an eye.. haha. =) Anyway, I HAD TO LUG AROUND THE TWO THAI PEOPLE'S ITEMS (MANY STRAWBERRIS, THE SACRED L.V BAGS , JAPENESE STUFF.. BLUEBERRIES($15 good for the eyesight -for me!!) ......... I can't remember anymore. So that's that. Then he went away and i stuck around too (in order to juice him dry of his money") but got nothing. YUCK. I AM a HORRIFYINGLY DESPERATE MONEY GRUBBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! santa claus please come back! I FEEl like a starbucks... haha
anyway, feeling pissed by what someone is saying..........
bye!




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Thursday, March 6, 2008

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are women difficult?? check this out.. ( although i think that it only makes men sound stupid and simple-minded..)
WOMEN AS EXPLAINED BY ENGINEERS :

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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

and so the princess kissed the frog...

And so as the story goes..

Once upon a time, there was a princess who had everything that she ever wanted. She had horses, ponies ( I don't see what's the diff.) ,dresses everything. But all she ever adored was a golden ball(must've been heavy) . She played with it everyday, no matter rain or shine. One day, as she was tossing the golden ball up and down near the pond, all of a sudden, splash! the ball fell into the pond. The "lovely" princess was devastated! She had just lost her favourite toy! Then a frog came and bribed her. "if i pick up your darn ball,you MUST kiss me and turn me into a prince." "ok lar.. whatever.... just HURRY! " and so the slimy green frog jumped down into the pond and fished out the princess' ball. She then forgot (cos she had a bimbo mind) and ran off without helping the frog. The frog was enraged. He then trailed her home. Then the frog complained to the king and the king scolded the princess and was about to hit her when the "never abuse children" society came and took the king away. The princess then felt very sian and went up to her (gothic) bedroom with the slimy green frog alongside her. Then, just as the princess was about to drift off to sleep, the slimy green frog reminded her of her promise. The princess, felling very groggy and blur, said ok. And so the princess kissed the frog and he turned into!!! (go figure that one out yourself.)



Haha :) you people may think that I am mad, but I am not. Just felt like a fairytale. =) haha . ANyway, now for........





REASONS TO BE HAPPPYY today !!


"People who press flowers and send them to you bring happiness into your life. "

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Tuesday, March 4, 2008

and so i say..

What does life actually do to us?? I am not so sure but i think that it totally makes us go round and round and round our heads. Terrence terrence terrrence,... what a weird name.... It does not sound like it is intended for humans, it sounds much rather for a turtle... hahahahahahahaha. Ok, I am feeling totally random today and I am just going to blog the first thing that pops into my brain full of maggots having a nice chomp.. what is [454543 -545453]+5329097434 divided by 2? ok, for those math freaks out there, I would suggest that you do not try to solve this equation as it is purely suggested by an idiot. However, if you do want to, do be prepared to cry.. haha :) ok, that was so totally nerd... stupid....
sorry! no reasons to be happy today! cos i am woozy...



goodnight! ..

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Saturday, March 1, 2008

boooring....

ARGH! i AM DYING out of hunger!!!!!!!! I want to eat dough-balls!!!! Bring me to four leaves!~!!! Ugh...... I am at my cousin's house now.. It is now officially..... 8.53 p.m. and unfortunately,
1) I am bored.
2) There is absolutely nothing to blog about...
3) I did not bring my 1000 reasons to be happy book.
4) I am bored.
5)_ oh wait, have i mentioned number 4? oh well, my uncle is back.. he was out trying to catch mas selamat something something.. tough luck
anyway, bye bye!!! ~

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