A mahogany dashboard.
I feel as if I am getting ready for a war.Literally. Guess who or WHAT I am going to fight. I'll give you a clue: It's Sunday and this war starts at 1600 h. Come on, keep guessing!!!
For those of you who have had the right thought,(or at least so you think), that's right!
I R GOING TO HAVE TUITION.
Erlackyeugrh. Today, we are going to touch on the topic of Graphs, which is sadly, the topic that I missed while I was in Vietnam world. We are TOTALLY behind schedule (my tuition teacher and I, I mean) We were actually supposed to cover what's that called..... The simlarity thinghy, the cancelly one. Never mind. I can't be arsed to get the textbook. Anyway, so yeah! But Amos didn't come. >:(
I should really consider giving him a statement of undertaking (rofl) Sounds familiar anyone?? -to councillors.
Things that I am going to do to keep me fueled and energised through tuition:
1)Eat a thick slice of cake bread to prevent myself from thinking that every page of the assesment book smells like chicken pie. (Refer to previous x?? post.)
2) Drink this aloe vera drink that Meichen, Chantel and I bought while hosting the vietnamese @velocity. Remember? The $2 one? Yeah, apparently, my dad bought those too. Apparently, I am supposed to have a clearer and more focused mind afer drinking that. Huh.Let's see who or what can keep me awake when I start yawning.
3)Just keep telling my brain to think rationally and NOT to have any weird or funny thoughts about Amos or anything else in the vicinity.
4)Be smarter. I have to stop Amos from puking blood mentally in his brain, or else one of these days, his brain will drown and die in his own blood.
That's about it I guess. Anymore tips? Just tell me. I'd greatly appreciate that. : )
p.s Some guy kept staring at my wound/scab (the heart-shaped one) when I was waiting for a bus on Friday. The way he stared at it made me feel as if my scab were a grotesque thing, bubbling with pus.
Actually, it did look a little like a grotesque thing bubbling with pus. Except that it was dried pus. Wanted to post the picture, but it'll most probably scare the shit out of your bowels.
posted by parquish @ 3:14 PM
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