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Today, due to a minor case of swine flu, Meichen missed school.So sad.
When I went to her house,she was starting to look a little like a pig. *oink oink*
Hahahaha swine flu has taken an all new drastic turn and mutation. WARPING OF LOOKS.
So if you die of it, you will die looking like a pig.
Awful.
I'm joking! Meichen looked perfectly normal when grace kaixin and I went to see her.
And her sister knew my name! What a miracle.
Anyway, today was an awesomely awful day.
I got 35/50 for chinese. 4th in class. I hope mumma is proud of me. Dahday too. I hope that I get a big reward. Something to contribute towards my itouch funds.
And yeah, I got negative lowest for the maths test.
I shall be very open about it.
I got 2 marks.
I am currently searching for anybody who has the same marks as me/lower.
Any 1 markers?
I suppose not.
Ah Fong gave me her incredibly stupid shit awful bangful face and said to me"What's wrong with you? Why did you get the lowest in class?"
I was so very tempted to tell her that:
a) I spent so much energy and brain juice on the chinese test.
b)I sacrificed myself to get the lowest in class so somebody else will not have to bear the immense pain and mockery of the failure-iest FAILURE. How nice of me. ;)
c)If she didn't shut up soon enough, I would personally hack of those "bangs" of hers. Seriously, hair like hers should be banned in this world. SHE should be wholesomely banned everywhere.
I find that I get my humour back when I am in a bad foul mood and when I am reconfirmed by the world that I might not make it to the end.
Alrighty, off to chop onions now.
I hope I won't cry in the process. Better get some lab goggles first.
Hey where are we now?
I thought that we were actually GOING somewhere.
I guess not.
I guess, no I confirm my theory that you are, in fact, a FILTHY WOMANIZER.
:p BLEAH YOU.
posted by parquish @ 4:44 PM
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